Me: What brand do you want?

Husband: Any.

Me: Of all the different brands I have bought, which of those do you feel more "real"?

Husband: Hmmmm...

Me: (Thinking husband is too shy to tell...) The last one, right?

Husband: Yes.

Me: You go buy that, okay?

Husband: You go buy it. If I would be the one to buy, I would need to ask the cashier or someone where it is located.

Me: I don't want to.

Husband: No condom, no s*x. And you are done.

Me: And what about you?

Husband: Don't worry about me.

Me: What?!? Okay I'll go buy one.

Ako nanaman?  Wait, parang baligtad.  Ako yung tinatakot pagdating dun.