At night...

Husband: Do you have 5 pesos?
Me: Yes. Why?
Husband: I'm short of 5. I'll go to the 24-hr store and buy a pack of condom.
Me: Okay. (Me thinking of him buying Frenzy banana.)

The morning comes...

Me: Did you buy the condom?
Husband: What? Why?
Me: You said you will buy... blah blah blah...
Husband: Nopes.
Me: So I'm just dreaming?

Hahaha so it's just a dream :p